Dodge's New Minivan Commercial

I'd have kittens if I were a Dodge exec and the ad agency brought me this.  Yeah, I know they're swimming upstream with Toyota's "Swagger Wagon" spot for the Sienna:

And even, for that matter, the "punch dub" spot VW managed to whip up for its really-a-dodge-caravan Routan:

But dear Lord....some spots just shouldn't get past the storyboard stage...and sorry, Dodge...you've got one right now.